Row for the Gold

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

- Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

you don’t know how badly I needed to hear this

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9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon
When I walk into the weights room, and I’m the only girl

whatshouldfitbitchescallme:

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Walking on a bubble dock

whatshouldrowerscallme:

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healthy-free-soul:

peanutbutterlov-er ahh it was really easy! I took 2 egg whites, cinnamon, vanilla and 1 tbsp of mashed banana and whipped it all in a bowl until it became frothy. Then right before i dipped the bread in, i sprinkled some baking powder into the mixture! It made them SO fluffy and good. Ezekiel bread is really dense though so you have to soak it really well if you want it to be nice and soft in the middle.  I used 2 piece of bread and topped it with peanutbutter, banana slices, strawberries,blueberries,dark chocolate, as well as greek yogurt just to boost the protein content even more. The pb and choc melted so nicely and ughhh it was so good im telling ya you have to try it!

healthy-free-soul:

peanutbutterlov-er
ahh it was really easy! I took 2 egg whites, cinnamon, vanilla and 1 tbsp of mashed banana and whipped it all in a bowl until it became frothy. Then right before i dipped the bread in, i sprinkled some baking powder into the mixture! It made them SO fluffy and good. Ezekiel bread is really dense though so you have to soak it really well if you want it to be nice and soft in the middle.
I used 2 piece of bread and topped it with peanutbutter, banana slices, strawberries,blueberries,dark chocolate, as well as greek yogurt just to boost the protein content even more. The pb and choc melted so nicely and ughhh it was so good im telling ya you have to try it!

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god


If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH


twinking:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

I JUST WATCHED THIS AND I THINK MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN

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