Row for the Gold

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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Lining up for the first race of the season

ninthseat:

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us


leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me


"How much did you win by?"

up2in2:

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”


the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM


leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

(Source: terra-mater)

fastgirlsdoitwell:

portoarstarboard:

rowingreich:

rowforgold:

wait what

Whats the matter haha ? 

Whhaaattttt…

what

HOLD ON
WHAT

fastgirlsdoitwell:

portoarstarboard:

rowingreich:

rowforgold:

wait what

Whats the matter haha ? 

Whhaaattttt…

what

HOLD ON

WHAT

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great


dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: yveltahl)